I know, I have failed you all. I am especially sorry to you, my one reader from Sweden. I hope you name is Sven, as I have been calling you Sven in my head.
Though really, you all should be quite impressed by the amount of procrastination needed to not have created a post since December.
It’s not that I forgot about you, I was just having trouble committing.
Really, the title speaks for itself.
I did try. I started making a blog post for January, then failed to make anything presentable of it. So I thought OK, better luck next month. No such luck. (So much for new years resolutions.) Then AGAIN I tried with no avail. I sat in the cafeteria alone in a corner, stubbornly trying to force my poor little ADHD brain to focus; and all I could think about was that everyone was looking at me.
It's like people are always trying to decipher whether you just sat down and are saving a table for friends, or you obviously have no friends and no one wanted to sit beside you because you didn’t have time to look attractive and the only thing that was clean was your ugly Christmas sweater you bought as a joke but it was only four dollars, so why not? IT’S FESTIVE.
Even if is is March.
So as I was saying, it’s not that I had a lack things to talk about or was “actively ignoring you”. My Bloggers-block was sparked merely from an inability to catalog events and then condense and organize them into a comprehensible blog post for all you lovely people to read and enjoy. (Yes I am referring to you 110 readers from the UK.)
What is “actively ignoring” something anyway? What does that mean? Is it like the times when you know you are supposed to be doing something, and you can’t stop thinking about how you should be doing it right this minute, but you really don’t want to do it because it takes to much effort to do, so you would rather wait until the last possible minute and pretend everything is fine?
If it is then I think my brain is the most active part of my body.
It’s probably the only thing that's actually fit.
That's OK, I have my ugly Christmas sweater to hide everything else.
At the very least it clears tables.
